Love Me I'm Priceless

by Duncan Jones

I’ve traveled the world
On great sails unfurled
I win fights when I’m out-weighed by stones
I’m afraid of no threat
And I can’t lose a bet
So keep up now let’s go I’m a Jones

I always have fun
I can only have sons
Every girl thinks that I am "the one"
I’ve read every book
And I know how to cook
I can do things yet never been done

So love me ... I’m priceless
I’m perfect enough for you all
And hold me ... please hold me
‘Cause I’m so high I’ll die if I fall

I’ll always say, “Never!”
And when asked “Have you ever?”
The answer is always, “Of course!”
When I'm feeling the need
To test my great speed
I’ll go run with my thoroughbred horse

Yes I workout for breakfast
I dream about chess
Mathematics, investments, and yachts
Wear gasoline for cologne
And when I’m never alone
I spend my time learning new knots

So love me ... I’m priceless
I’m perfect enough for you all
And hold me ... please hold me
‘Cause I’m so high I’ll die if I fall

I’ll go surf with white sharks
Then have tea in the park
My garden’s the best that you’ll see
You can drown me in liquor
I’ll only get slicker
Yeah the rockstars all party like me

I’m built like King Kong
My voice is a song
I’ve no clue what my island house costs
Wouldn’t mind that you know
I just can’t count that low
Did you know that I’ve never been lost?

So love me ... I’m priceless
I’m perfect enough for you all
And hold me ... please hold me
‘Cause I’m so high I’ll die if I fall

Who am I kidding?

I can barely pay rent
But I’ll spend my last cent
If it goes towards seeing you smile
I’m crazy about you
And if you’d like to
Maybe we could hang out for a while?

I’m as lost as it gets
I’ve lost all my bets
And I lose a new fight every day
But give me a chance
Because I’m learning dance
That’s it now what more can I say?

So love me ... I’m priceless
I’m perfect enough for you all
And hold me ... please hold me
‘Cause I’m so high I’ll die if I fall